International Space Banana

About this game

We make one promise, and one promise only. Whether you are a: ✅ Bananaphobe ✅ Bananaphile ✅ Simply a banana yourself This game will make you hate EVERYTHING. ...but especially bananas. Especially them. SPIN...Desperately BOUNCE...Uncontrollably STRUGGLE...Always Key Features • Experience the unique frustrations of controlling a banana in zero-gravity. • Navigate a Spaceship riddled with Space-junk. • Ponder troubling existential questions, as commentary drives you to the brink. • Think about how lucky you are to have ended up as a banana and not some other fruit. • Figure out what you were supposed to be doing before you became a banana in the first place. Captain's Log - Code B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A "...I don't know what happened, but man, I'm a banana... And I can move like a banana. I can rotate through zero gravity like only a banana can. I can latch onto things with my banana body. Thank the lord I am not a kiwi. If I were a kiwi I wouldn't be able to swing my weight around like this and move. And I mean to be honest it feels great. This is nice. I'm a nice yellow banana. No bruises. I'm actually a pretty attractive banana. I feel like one of... I feel like the best banana in the bunch. I FEEL LIKE THE BEST BANANA IN THE BUNCH! But I'm the only banana in the bunch... Where is everyone?"